Cat Stevens deported....

...by the Septics, and you bet your lily-white booty it wasn't for crimes against music in the Seventies. Nah, apparently his activities "could be linked" to terrorism. America can sleep well tonight.

Let me just repeat that: Cat Stevens. Terrorism. Never thought you'd see those mentioned in the same sentence, didya?

Good on yer, Septics. You carry on like this, there will be tears at the end, as my mother would say. You think they couldn't do any worse publicity-wise in the Muslim world, and then they go and do it... The US will never cease to amaze me. Oh well, one more reason never to set foot there.